The Official ASIC Miner Webpage

Real Application Specific Integrated Circuit

Hi, this site is all about ASIC Miners, REAL ASIC Miners. This site is awesome. My name is Chad and I can't stop thinking about ASIC Miners. These things are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. ASIC Miners are designed to do one thing.

2. ASIC Miners do { SHA256(SHA256(Block_Header)); } ALL the time.

3. The purpose of ASIC Miners is to help validate transactions from the ledger and when a consensus among nodes is reached, they get added to the blockchain.

Tools and mining gear:

HDL (Hardware Descriptor Language)| AUTO TRACKER WAVEFORM & CIRCUIT ANALYZER

A wafer pie 

Testimonial:

ASIC Miners can be operated by anyone who put in a preorder and are very lucky! ASIC Miners hash ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. ASIC Miners are so crazy and awesome that they earn miner's fees and block rewards ALL the time. I heard that there was this one ASIC Miner who was mining bitcoins at his house. And when the difficulty increased he STILL made a return on his investment! My friend Jeff Garzik said that his Avalon ASIC miner totally works in a pooled mining environment, solving puzzles and validating transactions by hashing on the block headers just to earn block rewards!

And that's what I call REAL Cryptographic Currency!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ASIC Miners make REAL Cryptographic Currency you better get a life right now because bitcoins are real!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

ASIC Miners are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These things are totally awesome and that's a fact. Bitcoin protocol is open source, secure, encrypted, validated, democratic, public and private all at the same time. I can't wait to start mining next month when Butterfly Labs ships my mini rig. I love ASIC Miners with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ASIC Miners?

A: ASIC are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't even crack encryption, but on the other hand, Bitcoin transactions are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ASIC Miner operators are losing money because of electricity costs. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other GPU / FPGA mining operations, ASIC Miners can have a good GHash/s to Joule ratio OR be totally awesome and still remain profitable.

Q: What do ASIC Miners do when they're not busy validating hashes or consuming electricity?

A: All of their time is spent mining bitcoins, but sometimes they reboot. (Ask Jeff Garzik if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Josh Zerlan showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,